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Funny Valentine Poems for Valentine's Day


Looking for funny Valentine poems for the Valentine's Day. Romantic love poems are always very popular for this special day. But how about mixing love poems with a twist of funny and humorous poems? This will make your gift even more special and memorable.

Love and romance are sometimes funny. You can find a funny poem that is both romantic and cute and also funny to make your partner laugh and remember the Valentine's Day this year forever.

Here you can find lots of free funny Valentine love poems that you can use for free and share it with your friends. Enjoy!

1. Funny Valentine Poem: Love Equation

There is a simple equation
That has confused a few
Where the amount of love
Someone feels for you
Is inversely proportional
To how much that you
Love them, and i think
You'll agree that is so true

by Paul Curtis

2. Funny Valentine's Day Poem: I Love the Way

I love the way you look at me with your eyes so bright and blue,
I love the way you kiss me you lips so soft and smooth,
I love the way you make me so happy and the way you show you care,
I love the way you say i love you and the way your always there,
I love the way you touch me always sending chills down my spine,
I love the way you are with me and glad the you are mine….

3. Funny Valentine Love Poem: Hey There

Hey there little thing
The phone is about to ring
Only one voice will be heard
And that will be your king

For once I was smart
Couldn't fail my part
I got you a special gift
Not messing with your heart

More Romantic Funny Valentine Poems for You

Enjoyed the above humorous Valentine's Day poems? Then you can find even more free Valentine poems below.

Choose any of them you find most interesting and feel free to share it with your partner or friends to get a good laugh. Enjoy these funny poems and rhymes!


4. Funny Valentine Love Poem: Your Laughter

Take breath away from me, if you wish,
Take air away, but
Do not take from me your laughter.

Do not take away the rose,
the lanceflower that you pluck,
the water that suddenly
bursts forth in your joy,
the sudden wave
of silver born in you.

My struggle is harsh and I come back
with eyes tired
at times from having seen
the unchanging earth,
but when your laughter enters
it rises to the sky seeking me
and it opens for me all
the doors of life.

My love, in the darkest
hour your laughter
opens, and if suddenly
you see my blood staining
the stones of the street,
laugh, because your laughter
will be for my hands
like a fresh sword.

Next to the sea in the autumn,
your laughter must raise
its foamy cascade,
and in the spring, love,
I want your laughter like
the flower I was waiting for,
the blue flower, the rose
of my echoing country.

Laugh at the night,
at the day, at the moon,
laugh at the twisted
streets of the island,
laugh at this clumsy
boy who loves you,
but when I open
my eyes and close them,
when my steps go,
when my steps return,
deny me bread, air,
light, spring,
but never your laughter
for I would die.

by Pablo Neruda

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